Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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hi penis ham telephone

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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