Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A man walks into a vagina

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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No, Trinidad.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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the WNBA

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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