Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Female rights.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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neil likes pube toast

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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