Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

poop.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What the hell are you doing?

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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