- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What the hell are you doing?

poop.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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