- Anti Joke

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.