- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Cows are land manatees.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A man makes a sandwich.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Smelly Indians.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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