Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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I like touching my boobs

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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