Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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adam hodgson !

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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