Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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