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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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