why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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