Knock, knock -The door's open.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Hi what I lug you

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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