Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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