- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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