- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Your wife died during the delivery.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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