Poop

Your existance.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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