Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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