- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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