- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

what is 3+3= 8

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

I'm 4 and what is this?

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Banana Hamock.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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