a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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make me a sandwich!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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