what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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