A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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