How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Women's rights.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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