What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

my bubbles!

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

make me a sandwich!

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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