Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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