Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Dylan Eichas

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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