- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Invisible Television.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Cole is "good" at soccer

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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