Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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