Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Caitlyn.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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