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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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