Women's Rights

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Boom.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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