How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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