- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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