A seal walks into a club...

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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