Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What?

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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women's rights

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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this site is funny.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Gale swallows.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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