women's rights.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A French man gets into a fight

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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