A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

hey John will you make some copies

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Poop!!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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