I'm hungry.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Women's Professional _________

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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