roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

So does Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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