Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Black people.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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