Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

women's rights.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A French man gets into a fight

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How come anti jokes r funny

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

gabbi nunez ;)

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

black chicken. kfc

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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