Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Black people.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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