- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Donald Trump

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

david weres the slug gone

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

what do you call obama a dumbass

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