Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So does Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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