Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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