- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

hey hey apple

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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