Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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