- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

How would you rule?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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