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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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