There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Loner.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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