Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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i'm hard

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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all jokes aside...

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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